Behind the Cube

“I’m thinking he’s gonna be over there doing his work and he’s harvesting strawberries!”

“Oh my God, you know when I’m on my period, I just have to shove things in my mouth!”

Woman at work: “I realized my breasts were substantial the day I was making copies, leaned over the machine and accidently began making copies. I had never turned anything on with my breasts before!”

“They’ll try to figure it out, but they probably won’t.”

“I have to get home after work. My Jedi lightsaber is coming today!”

“Go smell the printer. It smells like sushi!!! I swear!” …is this something people really wanna do??”

“Oh my God! Sometimes when I’m with her, I feel like I’m in elementary school!”

I think she was talking about me…

I work with this girl who phones me non-stop to ask me questions ….I mean….do I look like Google?

We were casually talking about a guy with small hands and were giggling a bit, when an older, black gentlemen on the elevator at work said, “Ooooh! You girls are bad!! Besides, it’s the feet you’ve gotta be looking at!”

“do you ever have to take blood from the babies?”

I sit near this guy who for some reason everday, brings a whole bag of doritos to work and loves to make the loudest crunching noises …..with every chew….it’s like fingernails on a chalkboard!

“Well, you know that Michael Jackson is up in heaven, singing with the angels” - Credit ommited

Umm… probably not…

What is ‘Behind the Cube’? You tell us! Heard anything funny around the office lately? In the elevator? Parking garage? Water cooler? How about that girl next to your cube on the phone?