‘Behind the Cube’ allows users to submit humorous quotes heard around the office, elevator, water cooler etc. Submit Here.Tumblr (3.0; @behindthecube)http://behindthecube.com/<p>“I’m thinking he’s gonna be over there doing his work and he’s harvesting strawberries!”</p>http://behindthecube.com/post/232245737http://behindthecube.com/post/232245737Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:55:19 -0600<p>“Oh my God, you know when I’m on my period, I just have to shove things in my mouth!”</p>http://behindthecube.com/post/218422803http://behindthecube.com/post/218422803Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:45:18 -0500<p>Woman at work: “I realized my breasts were substantial the day I was making copies, leaned over the machine and accidently began making copies. I had never turned anything on with my breasts before!”</p>http://behindthecube.com/post/179075587http://behindthecube.com/post/179075587Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:44:53 -0500<p>“They’ll try to figure it out, but they probably won’t.”</p>http://behindthecube.com/post/178269484http://behindthecube.com/post/178269484Wed, 02 Sep 2009 17:23:30 -0500<p>“I have to get home after work. My Jedi lightsaber is coming today!”</p>http://behindthecube.com/post/170731865http://behindthecube.com/post/170731865Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:30:00 -0500<p>“Go smell the printer. It smells like sushi!!! I swear!” …is this something people really wanna do??”</p>http://behindthecube.com/post/170025696http://behindthecube.com/post/170025696Sun, 23 Aug 2009 19:32:27 -0500<p><p class="MsoNormal">“Oh my God! Sometimes when I’m with her, I feel like I’m in elementary school!”</p> <p class="MsoNormal">I think she was talking about me…</p></p>http://behindthecube.com/post/167630840http://behindthecube.com/post/167630840Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:07:40 -0500<p>I work with this girl who phones me non-stop to ask me questions ….I mean….do I look like Google?</p>http://behindthecube.com/post/167453486http://behindthecube.com/post/167453486Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:29:33 -0500<p>We were casually talking about a guy with small hands and were giggling a bit, when an older, black gentlemen on the elevator at work said, “Ooooh! You girls are bad!! Besides, it’s the feet you’ve gotta be looking at!”</p>http://behindthecube.com/post/166983404http://behindthecube.com/post/166983404Wed, 19 Aug 2009 21:38:56 -0500<p>“do you ever have to take blood from the babies?”</p>http://behindthecube.com/post/166763738http://behindthecube.com/post/166763738Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:06:18 -0500<p>I sit near this guy who for some reason everday, brings a whole bag of doritos to work and loves to make the loudest crunching noises …..with every chew….it’s like fingernails on a chalkboard!</p>http://behindthecube.com/post/166759460http://behindthecube.com/post/166759460Wed, 19 Aug 2009 15:59:21 -0500<p>“Well, you know that Michael Jackson is up in heaven, singing with the angels” - Credit ommited</p> <p>Umm… probably not…</p>http://behindthecube.com/post/166632530http://behindthecube.com/post/166632530Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:28:52 -0500<p><i>What is ‘Behind the Cube’? </i>You tell us! Heard anything funny around the office lately? In the elevator? Parking garage? Water cooler? How about that girl next to your cube on the phone?</p>http://behindthecube.com/post/165156990http://behindthecube.com/post/165156990Mon, 17 Aug 2009 16:23:01 -0500